Oh no! Herbert has taken over the Club Penguin Rewritten Times and replaced it with the Club Herbert Times!
In this decision, Illustrious Supreme Ruler Herbert P Bear has laid new rules, banning dancing, laughing, parties and much more! He’s talked about some of his incredible plans and many moe things about his life!
In all seriousness though, this is the best Club Penguin Times so far! It’s actually pretty funny, so definitely be sure to check it out whilst you still can! No information about future updates was revealed in this paper so I cannot share important information like usual, but definitely be sure to check out the edition online!
Thank you for reading, waddle on!